BOOTY

One evening I went out for some cigs and apple sauce. I started walking and I noticed in the distance a strange light coming from a mountain. As I got closer I noticed strange music. It sounded a lot like big booty ho's by the great 2 live crew. The closer I got a cool fog appeared and from that fog a strange figure approached. I was scared. My toes sweating through me Tevas sandals with socks. As the figure got closer I could see it had multiple hands and two heads. I just happened to have my camera and snapped a shot before I blacked out. As I lost conciseness I heard in the distance BOOOTY MUST HAVE BOOTY FOR MY PEOPLE.