Your Daughter is how old?

One day is was covering a story about soda cans floating on to shore on Cannon beach, when I found this stash under some sea weed. Against my better judgment I put on the stash with some jellyfish goo I found. All of a sudden I found my self drawn to other means wives. No women seemed to young. All I could say I "How you doing" I tried to rip it off but the jelly was too sticky. WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!