YODA: NEWS MAN

THE HOTTEST THING TO HIT TV NEWS SINCE GAFFER TAPE...
YODA...NEWS MAN EXTRAORDINARE!

HE RUNS THE ASSIGNMENT DESK...

HE FRONTS VOSOT's FROM THE NEWS ROOM...

HE EDITS...

...BUILDS WEATHER GRAPHICS...

...AND FLOOR DIRECTS...

HE FIGHTS FOR HIS STORY...

...MONITORS THE NEWS CAST...

HE EVEN HAS TIME FOR THE LADIES...OH YEAH.



HE'S NOT AFRAID TO STEP IN AS NEWS DIRECTOR...
WHEN OURS IS NOT AROUND...

HE'LL SUPERVISE...

...THOSE WHO NEED SUPERVISION!


BUT!
BEWARE!
IF YOU CUT HIS PAY SHORT...

HE'LL BUST WHATEVER BALLS NEED BUSTING!
HE'S YODA...
HE'S A JEDI...
HE'S A NEWS GUY...
SHIT YEAH...