BLURRY IDIOTS
I SWUNG THROUGH THE VRC BURRITO BOY LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS A COLD, CLOUDY NIGHT.
IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO CUT LOOSE AND RAIN, ANY SECOND.
YET...
STILL...
ALL OF THESE IDIOTS...

WERE STANDING OUTSIDE OLIVE GARDEN WAITING FOR A TABLE.
OLIVE GARDEN!
STANDING THERE LIKE THEY'RE WAITING TO DRINK FROM THE HOLY GRAIL!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE?
IT'S OLIVE GARDEN!
GEEZE!

IT WAS A COLD, CLOUDY NIGHT.
IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO CUT LOOSE AND RAIN, ANY SECOND.
YET...
STILL...
ALL OF THESE IDIOTS...

WERE STANDING OUTSIDE OLIVE GARDEN WAITING FOR A TABLE.
OLIVE GARDEN!
STANDING THERE LIKE THEY'RE WAITING TO DRINK FROM THE HOLY GRAIL!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE?
IT'S OLIVE GARDEN!
GEEZE!

2 Comments:
At 10:47 PM,
Dusty Bottoms said…
Dude, it's "Hippieville"! Not like it's a cool place like Vegas.
At 11:18 PM,
Unknown said…
when your at olive garden your not italian
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