S's DOLL

HERE'S A LITTLE MOMENT FROM MY LAST WEEKEND IN OREGON...
WE WERE AT STRIKE CITY BOWLING DOING SHOTS OF YAGER AND BOWLING UNDER BLACK LIGHTS...WHEN S. SUDDENLY RUNS OFF TO THIS MACHINE...

...LIKE A LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD, HE DROPS HIS CHANGE IN AND HUNTS FOR A TOY...

...ON HIS FIRST TRY HE PULLS THIS FUCKING GUY OUT...I'M NOT SURE WHAT CHARACTER HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE..."AVERAGE WHITE GUY" I GUESS...

...ANYWAY, WE TOLD HIM TO TAKE IT TO THE STRIP CLUB (OUR NEXT DESTINATION) AND TO PUT IN UP ON THE STAGE WITH DOLLAR BILLS IN FRONT OF IT. WE ALL THOUGHT THAT'D BE HILARIOUS. HE SAID NO, CAUSE HE FIGURED SOME STRIPPER WOULD STEAL HIS NEW TOY.

THE NEXT DAY WE ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID WITH HIS PRECIOUS PRIZE. HE SAID IT WAS SITTING IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR...HE THINKS. DAMMIT! HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT INTO THE CLUB. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY AS SHIT!

BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T THE STUPIDEST MOMENT IN BACHELOR PARTY HISTORY. THAT STORY IS NEXT...I'LL PROBABLY POST IT ON THE GUAPO BLOG TOMORROW.