LIL MLB

I WENT OUT AND SHOT BATTING PRACTICE TODAY. SAC IS HOME TO THE AAA BALL TEAM FOR THE OAKLAND A's. NORMALLY WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE TEAM, BUT TODAY MIKE PIAZZA WAS IN TOWN ON A REHAB ASSIGNMENT. THIS IS NOT MIKE PIAZZA...

...IT'S SOME OTHER DUDE.

WHEN PIAZZA WAS AROUND, I WAS TOO BUSY WORKING TO TAKE HIS PHOTO. PLUS, I SHOT THE ABOVE PHOTO BLIND...AND WITH MY LEFT HAND! YEAH...I'M PRETTY AWESOME. HOW YOU LIKE THAT SUPER-PHOTOG? I CHALLENGE YOU TO TAKE A BETTER PHOTO WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING THROUGH THE VIEWFINDER...OR AT THE LITTLE LCD SCREEN. MINE WAS SHUT WHEN I TOOK THIS SHOT. SO BRING IT! ONE TAKE...ONE SHOT...LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! IN FACT...ALL YOU HOES NEED TO BRING IT. I'LL FUCK YOU UP.

yeah...i been drinkin'. so what?