M. Hurd's last day
A few weeks ago Mr. Hurd was contemplating his future. Staying at slezi and making use of that cord hanging in the camera room was one thought.
But someone at KPTV decided to end his suffering and bring him back to the homeland.
Yes the 503! Hurd got the call, put in 2 weeks, and proceeded to DRINK!
He wasn't feeling so hot at 10am. His last day could have been as miserable as the last 6 months.
But he immersed himself in some lame story that he and APA were sent on, and Mr. Hangover was a thing of the past.
This was the last ride of Batman and Robbin.
A cake was served to commemorate Michael's years of dedication and service.
Across town, some 8 year old is crying, and wondering why her parents are wishing her "Good luck"
Everyone gathered around and wished Michael their best.
With Nikki being the only one left in the newsroom, goodbyes took about 2 minutes.
Then it was off to do all the ceremonial stuff...
The hit list is almost complete...
but not complete enough!
After a lengthy search for the label maker, it was discovered where CNE left it.
Click... click...click...click...click...
shhlllp...
Gone! Good luck MHU!
But someone at KPTV decided to end his suffering and bring him back to the homeland.
Yes the 503! Hurd got the call, put in 2 weeks, and proceeded to DRINK!
He wasn't feeling so hot at 10am. His last day could have been as miserable as the last 6 months.
But he immersed himself in some lame story that he and APA were sent on, and Mr. Hangover was a thing of the past.
This was the last ride of Batman and Robbin.
A cake was served to commemorate Michael's years of dedication and service.
Across town, some 8 year old is crying, and wondering why her parents are wishing her "Good luck"
Everyone gathered around and wished Michael their best.
With Nikki being the only one left in the newsroom, goodbyes took about 2 minutes.
Then it was off to do all the ceremonial stuff...
The hit list is almost complete...
but not complete enough!
After a lengthy search for the label maker, it was discovered where CNE left it.
Click... click...click...click...click...
shhlllp...
Gone! Good luck MHU!
posted by El Borracho @ 10:45 AM
7 Comments:
At 3:58 PM,
Unknown said…
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At 6:07 PM,
Mr KR said…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
what the fuck was the deal with that cake? HA HA!
that was a perfect microcosm for that whole fucked up station!
so..it's you last day...thank you for the years of hard work...by the way...we were to cheap and stupid to read the cake before we bought it...so...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...while we're at it.
douche bags.
At 10:19 PM,
Dusty Bottoms said…
Why do they always get that lame square cake? For once, just to spice it up, bring in a cake shaped like titties. You know what would have been really funny....if it was actually someone's birthday
At 4:58 PM,
Unknown said…
My cake said sorry for your lose
At 5:31 PM,
Mr KR said…
Sorry for your lose?
Yeah...that grammar is about right for sleazy.
At 10:15 PM,
Unknown said…
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At 10:16 PM,
Unknown said…
yea sean got it at value village. half off for springfield grammar
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