TREE #2

Walters is so filled with the Christmas spirit...she's decided to decorate her own head like a Christmas Tree.



Are those the biggest fucking rollers of all time, or what?!

It's Clausmas Time!!!!

Originally uploaded by Dusty Bottoms.

A new reporter was hired today.

Can you point IT out.

Wind

Originally uploaded by Lucky Day.

This doesn't really show how windy it was. Just trust me. It was REALLY windy.

No really.
It was windy.
Windy enough for me to document the wind.
That's quite windy.

Wind.

Prue, OK

Going live in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma with channel 8 ten feet away.

Hey Guapo... Mia says hi.

OLD FURNITURE

There's really nothing to say here...at all.
This is a case where a picture, or two, is worth one-thousand words.

BROKE

6 guys...
2 cars..
1 casino...
0 money...

Texting

Alright... I'm already not a huge fan of texting... But texting someone standing 10 yards away from you... that's a new low.



Here Sarah (a reporter at FOX) is harrassing her new boyfriend Rick (the guy in red in the background who is a sports reporter for 8).

EARLY AM

MY WEDNESDAY MORNING LSD TRIP.
DRIVING TO WORK AT 2 BLOODY HELL A.M.

MOUTAIN lion

You'd think this freakin' mountain lion was the coming of the anti-christ. If only the parks dept could actually spell mountain.


This is Janna, Justin and I at the "moutain lion" sign. (the other photog, Vandever, was editing in the truck)

There were two crews on the mountain lion today. There were two crews yesterday... Let's see, 9 stories on the lion in 2 days... That's not excessive at all.

Good day.

I had VOSOTS again today. I'd have to say that this was the BEST day of VOSOTS any girl could ask for.

First, I was sent to Sapulpa to shoot the "Hottest Firefighters in Tulsa." They were having a calendar signing. Let me tell you, they were very attractive young men. Then I went to get video of the pets of the week, then I went to see the world's largest grill, where I got to eat a very tasty bratwurst.



So let's recap, Hot Firemen, a puppy and kitty, food.

You really can't beat that...

What happened...??

Originally uploaded by Dusty Bottoms.

Just a question. What ever happened to all the phone booths? Clearly, just like video kiiling the radio star, the cell phone destroyed the phone booth. Hence countless of beds for homeless people, not to mention the occasional dressing room of Superman are now endangered. Thus, with caller ID, all pranks are degraded to air on nonsense talk radio shows.

Remember making to the phone ring itself by punching *96 or something, and waiting to watch the next dumbass to pick it up to only hear tone. Ha ha that was funny.

VOSOTS

I enjoy VOSOT days.

The variety, the solitude, the absence of reporters, it's a nice day. Sure, there's a lot to do. Sometimes I have someplace to be at 11, 12, 1, 2... but I'm never in one place long enough to overstay my welcome. It's not half bad.


I can cruise with the radio up and can sing as loud as I want.

The only communication with the desk is the radio and my pager.

And sometimes I'll even get a stowaway.

Poker

El Guapo banished me.
I had a chance to pose with Poker Champion Scotty Nguyen!
I didn't get it.
My lame excuse? I left the camera in the car.
Yup. Lame.

This doesn't make up for it, but here's a still from my video.

Cherokee Casino had a poker night for the local media outlets and our #3 sports guy, Rob (he's in red), got to play. He placed #13. Not bad.

Han Solo?

Han Solo?
Originally uploaded by Jorge_Guapo.

He may not be Han Solo...but he's a hero none-the-less.
Meet...LIVE SHOT MAN! He'll dial in your IFB, light you with an OMNI, he'll even...get down on bended knee.
(Hey, I had to maintain my rhyme...okay?)

Do Not Cross...

Originally uploaded by Dusty Bottoms.

This bright yellow line forms an un-holy barrier, which neither camera nor photog can penetrate. Once a witness to a non-believer melting into ooze after crossing....true story

WOMEN IN WADERS

The newest addition to the WOMEN IN WADERS team...

MEET GOK-DAR WILLIAMS

I'd like to introduce you amigos to Gok-Dar Williams...





He's the newest employee at SLEEZEE...





He's taken the studio floors by storm...





He's a Kung-Fu master...He can rip my throat out...
Like Patrick Swayze, in Road House...





I'd go gay for him...